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REWARD IF FOUND!

 LOST: One slightly used Red Nose

Last scene in: Tutas Town

If FOUND please contact: Reala the Staging Clown

Reward: Please make your suggestions in "Comments" section below.

I really miss my honker, beak, schnozola, sniffer, booger barn, snout, smeller, muzzle, snorer, trunk, and/or proboscis. Won't you please help? Reala is here just a cryin' in the rain!  

Comment balloon 37 commentsCraig Schiller • November 15 2006 06:04AM

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Craig,

 I was visiting the North Pole, (talking with big guy about my son's Christmas list) and the strangest thing happened.  I saw this tiny reindeer with a red nose, his name is Rudolph, they called him Rudy for short.  Anyway, he was playing by himself, no other reindeers would play with him, they were laughing and calling him names.  I think you may want to call The North Pole, because I think Rudy has your NOSE!!!  The number is 1-555-NTH-POLE. You can't tell Santa I gave you the number.  It's top secret.

 

Marci

Posted by Marci Toliver, Anderson SC, Spartanburg,Greenville SC, Home Staging (438-4642) almost 14 years ago

Being from Appalachia orginally, I'd have to say that your nose is about about red as most of my relatives neck.

So for the right price, usually a case of Natty Light, a skin graft could provide you with a new -- to you -- nose. And if you are willing to have this done at the Danville Veternary Clinic -- I'll even toss in a free lunch at Subway. (don't worry, you'll see the mayor - it is the only place in town for lunch) :-)

Toby

P.S. -- Umm ... I'm not a human? Seems that the right answer for Date isn't "sorry, I'm married."

Posted by Toby Boyce, MBA, Delaware Ohio (C.G. Boyce Real Estate Co.) almost 14 years ago
If I found it I would not really want to give it back.  That was one great looking nose!
Posted by Maureen Francis & Dmitry Koublitsky, Coldwell Banker Weir Manuel (Coldwell Banker Weir Manuel) almost 14 years ago

Craig... errr... I mean Reala, you may want to check here as I doubt it's gone very far.

Posted by S. Leanne Paynter ☼ Broward County, FL, Davie, Plantation, Cooper City & Weston Specialist (United Realty Group, Inc.) almost 14 years ago

Craig,

I was thinking my computer somehow had a glich.  I couldn't figure out way it had a dot on your face!   Looks much nicer without it.  We couldn't see your smile. 

Posted by Blanca Cholewczynski, XCO (U) almost 14 years ago
I think I saw it on top of an ice cream sundae at Friendly's yesterday.
Posted by Crystal Pina, Remax Professional Associates (774.289.5521) almost 14 years ago
I think  you meant Tutas Town...cute!  meow aspiring to roar
Posted by Allison Stewart, St. Cloud Fl Realtor, Osceola County Real Estate 407-616-9904 (St.Cloud Homes ) almost 14 years ago

You have an EXCELLENT plastic surgeon -

What's his #?

Posted by Marc Blasi almost 14 years ago
Craig it's getting bigger so it shouldn't be too hard to spot. I'm getting flyers ready to hang on telephone poles.
Posted by Carole Cohen, Realtor, ePRO (Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office) almost 14 years ago
Craig - Hey that is just too funny.  Someone stole that red nose of yours?  I bet the culprit wont be too hard to find..
Posted by Christine Forgione, Associate Broker (1) almost 14 years ago
I saw a bunch of these at the toy store yesterday. They were priced from $2.49 to $2.69.
Posted by John Novak, Henderson, Las Vegas and Summerlin Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty The Marketplace) almost 14 years ago

I think it is listed under

what does the graphic say?

APPLE...

 you passed the Human Test

Posted by Ginger S, Wilmington NC Real Estate & Relocation~ (Wilkinson & Associates, Wilmington NC) almost 14 years ago
Craig, you are too much!! Funny, funny stuff;) Glad I snagged it before  it was gone.
Posted by Bryant Tutas, Selling Florida one home at a time (Tutas Towne Realty, Inc and Garden Views Realty, LLC) almost 14 years ago

"Craig The Reala Stager"

Head to the nearest airport and hop a plan headed south east. We are gonna make you come get it...After it has been returned...

I am going to take you four wheeling (wear jeans) and perhaps...

We can do some shooting together...BAM...That was a hog...

Duck...Sorry...The bullet bounced off him...Wrong ammo!

Your friend Misty...ROAR...Just for you... 

TLW "The Lovely Wife"...Pork Chops Anyone?...ROAR!

Posted by "The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW. (President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.) almost 14 years ago

Craig,

I don't live too far from "Tutas Town."  So I figured I would go out looking for it.  Wouldn't you know?  One of my goats found it.  But before I could snag it for the reward of... what is the reward?  I haven't seen any suggestions... an eagle swooped down and stole it.  It was last seen flying north.  I was able to snap a picture before the eagle appeared.

Posted by Jason Price (Mortgage Financial Group, Inc) almost 14 years ago

Strangest thing, went to enjoy the sunset and there it was so I took a picture to share it with you, heading west -- perhaps New Orleans or Texas next?

Posted by Colleen Irwin, Creative Real Estate Solutions... (Retired) almost 14 years ago

Colleen,

It must have been that darn eagle flying off into the sunset with it.

Posted by Jason Price (Mortgage Financial Group, Inc) almost 14 years ago

Craig's NoseCraig, I got it started for you.

Can you take it from here?

It's a little sticky....

Lord knows where it's been

Posted by Mark Flanders (Consulting) almost 14 years ago

 Craig's Staging StyleCHICAGO STYLE HOME STAGING

 

Here's a recent example of Craig's Home Staging Style.

The clients didn't understand why they were asked to pay upfront.

Until later...

For some strange reason, the house has yet to sell!

Hmm, go figure.

 

 

Posted by Mark Flanders (Consulting) almost 14 years ago
What? I don't nose what you are talking about.nose
Posted by Karen Hurst, Rhode Island Waterfront! (RICOASTALLIVING.COM) almost 14 years ago

I don't know if it 'nose' it is missing!  But lookey here - it appears to have met up with some friends and they're just hanging out on this building in Charleston!

Posted by Val Allocco, HSE; ASHSR - Home Stager, for Manhattan, Brooklyn & Long Island (Staged 2 Sell New York & Long Island) almost 14 years ago

Marci: OR it's an imposter... cause I was hearing bout that dude earlier. I'll have my minions check it out.

Toby: Oooooooooh, you sure no who to make someone feel special. You said your married or just dotting?

Maureen F: ONLY on the outside... TRUST ME!

Leanne: ANOTHER IMPOSTER! Trying to nose into my territory!

Blanca: With I NAME like BLANCA I only makes sense that you LIKE BLANK pictures... thank you. (BLUSH... damn now my checks are red.)

Crystal: By the time I got there.... the dog's at Friendly's changed the menu.

Allison: Opps I fixed it. Thanks! (Titas Town... that is a TOTALLY different place. Is it a strip club in Vegas?)

Marc: Dr. Flubber? Yea he's great at what he does.

Carole: Don't waste the paper... come on Carole, your talking CLEVELAND. No self respecting theif hangs out in CLEVELAND!

Christine: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT... remember that email?

John: Oh those... sorry. THOSE were CHEAP immitations I had made over in China when I was there 2 weeks ago. Thanks anyways.

Ginger: Hmmm... looks like I'm getting lemons here. Is that a sign for me to just make lemonade?

Bryant: Tis better to snagith than pickith. That's what I always say.

Jason: Damit! NOW its all streteched out of shape.

Colleen: I think you are on to something. It does like long walks on the beach and theather.

Mark Mark Mark1: Butt Eye Dye Dress

Mark Mark Mark 2: Are you just GREEN with envy? After all you DO loan MONEY and THAT's GREEN. And NOT a very pretty GREEN either!

Karen: Folk's THERE IT IS! I'ts a bit squished... but look... it's got that cute shadow trail to the left. Come to PaPa....

Val: Could VERY WELL BE. It's been known to enjoy a "snoutfull" every so often.

Posted by Craig Schiller almost 14 years ago
Go check out Kristal Krafts turf post, I think I saw it there among the soccer balls.  She has a lot of them
Posted by Teresa Boardman (Boardman Realty) almost 14 years ago
 Look on Kristal Krafts turf
Posted by Teresa Boardman (Boardman Realty) almost 14 years ago
 Here you go.  shshshshsh
Posted by Teresa Boardman (Boardman Realty) almost 14 years ago
 Sorry I could not reach it, do I get the reward anyway?
Posted by Teresa Boardman (Boardman Realty) almost 14 years ago

Did Faye and Bernie snag it for you in Paris?   They are heading back tonight---to their kids in Rhode Island for Thanksgiving...  I plan on talking with them over the weekend, so we will see if they were able to bring it back for you!

 

Posted by Colleen Irwin, Creative Real Estate Solutions... (Retired) almost 14 years ago
OK Babe, you want a blog war ya got one!!!!!   :-)
Posted by Carole Cohen, Realtor, ePRO (Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office) almost 14 years ago

a sore red nose

Craig, As you may not already know, I have been out sick.  I have  no idea where your nose is.  So sorry!

 

 

 

 

Hope you find it soon.

kk

 

Posted by Kristal Kraft, Selling Metro Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022 (Novella Real Estate) almost 14 years ago

We may have seen your fugitive nose at our meeting this morning.

 

Jay & Medford
Posted by Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers (Noted Curmudgeons) almost 14 years ago

Kristal: Oh, it all makes PERFECT sense now. Sick... schmick! I am not falling for that "sick" tale of yours. Being "out sick" gave you the window of opportunity to snatch it.

The REAL story is as plan as the nose on your face!

As God as my witness... wait!

 

Posted by Craig Schiller almost 14 years ago
 Wait?  for what? Are you coming to visit me?  Beware, I told you I'm a little under the weather, you don't want to catch anything now do you?  :)
Posted by Kristal Kraft, Selling Metro Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022 (Novella Real Estate) almost 14 years ago
Wow!  When I suggested you look on Kristals turf I did not think that she would really take it, I should have figured her with all those balls.  Good luck getting it back from her I think she is one strong lady who knows how to get what she wants and keep it too.
Posted by Teresa Boardman (Boardman Realty) almost 14 years ago

Teresa ~ guess you didn't read the title, "Stay OFF MY TURF"

:)

Posted by Kristal Kraft, Selling Metro Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022 (Novella Real Estate) almost 14 years ago

Craig's Nose... image by garaughty.com

 Hi Craig, I don't know how I missed this post but I just read your comment on my latest blog What a week it was for publicity!

 My response to "MARTI!!!!! I am ashmed of you. You missed the BIGGEST scandal... and it was right "under your nose."

 I can't believe I missed this story but I'll be posting an update soon. Thx for keeping me on my toes. ;-)

Posted by marti garaughty, a highly caffeinated creative type... (garaughty.com) almost 14 years ago

Update on the nose.

the word is MUM, its in the witness protection program...

Posted by Kristal Kraft, Selling Metro Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022 (Novella Real Estate) almost 14 years ago

Craig I think my very good friend Bonky G Bird the Clown stole it...oops I gave the secret away

Phyllis Pafumi

Posted by Phyllis Pafumi, ReStyled to Sell Staging Homes NJ (ReStyled to Sell Home Staging New Jersey) almost 14 years ago

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